capfalc:


"Damn it, girls, what’s the rule about weapons at the table?!"
"Only when we have guests over…"

Single dad Thanos begins to regret raising assassin children.
IDEK if Gamora is older than Nebula, but whatev. This is already so painfully improbable.

capfalc:

"Damn it, girls, what’s the rule about weapons at the table?!"

"Only when we have guests over…"

Single dad Thanos begins to regret raising assassin children.

IDEK if Gamora is older than Nebula, but whatev. This is already so painfully improbable.

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Life and death of Andraste

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bottleshark:

IT’S FINALLY DONE. This was quite the undertaking, but I hope it was worth it! This was a commission for Sresla!

dragon age protagonists and their titles

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merricats:

*stands to the left of chris evans and starts telling jokes, hoping*

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billywick:

daverdad:

the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective

hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA

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steverogersorbust:

Let me tell you how fucking awesome these guys are. I had my Seb pic first, and as soon as I came in, he looks me up and down and says “WOW!” Then, he squints at me, points, and says, “RUCHI!” Then he grabs my hand as I say, “Oh my god you are so great at names!” He said, “That’s amazing!” about my costume, and was STILL holding my hands when I asked him to do a sassy Bollywood pose. Like on the cover of a DVD. In retrospect, I should’ve expected to get something like this, lol. But he was so game, he was like “Okay, I’m gonna look really intense.” Lmao. Then as in was leaving he grabbed my hands again and said, “Nice to see you again, I’ll see you soon!”

Yeesh.

THEN the dual! Now my last dual went average but THIS. I come in and Mackie goes, “Wow,” when he saw my costume. Then I asked them, “Fighting over me or Cap sandwich? Which one?” Seb was deep thinking and then he looked at Mackie for his opinion and Mackie gets this absolute SHIT eating smile when he says “Cap saaaaaandwich.” And so I shuffled between them and they PRESSED their BODIES against ME and Anthony said “You’re like the perfect height for this,” and Seb put his hands on my waist and squeezed and oh god his back muscles and Mackie was CROWDING me so close, if it looks like he’s not touching me it’s because he’s being a lil shit and pressing his front to my back in a lascivious and welcome manner oh GoD.

But the best part was after, when I was leaving, Mackie turns to Seb and points to my costume and they both talk about how I’m Indian Cap and how that’s clever. And then Seb says to Mackie, “You remember her from Philly, Ruchi!”

I just. Wow. And I’m doing it all again tmrw.

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iwouldfookthat:

STORY TIME
So I got this photo signed for a friend as a surprised gift because this picture is just amazing in every way but I decided not to comment on it when Sebastian was signing it. So while signing it Sebastian was like “Just to let you know I have NO IDEA what I was doing in this picture they just told me to put the perfume close to my mouth and I was like uhhhhh okay” I think my sister was about to die from pure laughter beside me.

iwouldfookthat:

STORY TIME

So I got this photo signed for a friend as a surprised gift because this picture is just amazing in every way but I decided not to comment on it when Sebastian was signing it. So while signing it Sebastian was like “Just to let you know I have NO IDEA what I was doing in this picture they just told me to put the perfume close to my mouth and I was like uhhhhh okay” I think my sister was about to die from pure laughter beside me.

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lgprca:

I wasn’t sure what I was expecting when these two got on twitter, but certainly not this.

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facina-oris:

you all think cap 2 fucked me up. wait until cap 3 comes out. i’ll see you fuckers in therapy.

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axxxxxi:

Good night.

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thorins-crown:

FETUS!RICHARD X

(so it looks like an old friend of Richard’s posted these on Twitter)

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